Trivia:That photo was the original cover idea for the single “Fixing a Hole”, by The Beatles

Trivia:

That photo was the original cover idea for the single “Fixing a Hole”, by The Beatles

Please Cynthia, don’t let my dick get too tanned.

Please Cynthia, don’t let my dick get too tanned.

This might pinch a little. I’ve found a crab.

This might pinch a little. I’ve found a crab.

From the Porn Indrustry to you
If you have a big penis, we will hire you. Even if you look like you’ve just found out you have cancer (and if that’s the case, our sincere condolences)

From the Porn Indrustry to you

If you have a big penis, we will hire you. Even if you look like you’ve just found out you have cancer (and if that’s the case, our sincere condolences)

It’s like the end of a rock concert, but since I have no guitar, I have to use this lady.

It’s like the end of a rock concert, but since I have no guitar, I have to use this lady.

- Go ahead, Lisa my darling. He won’t hurt you. You are the best daughter I could ask for, and you can do it.- Yeah, just suck my dick already.

- Go ahead, Lisa my darling. He won’t hurt you. You are the best daughter I could ask for, and you can do it.

- Yeah, just suck my dick already.

Rules of Porn #21
While having intercourse, do it in the most epic pose you can. It makes your penis bigger.

Rules of Porn #21

While having intercourse, do it in the most epic pose you can. It makes your penis bigger.

Please Karen, you are blocking the porn, this is not a David Bowie music video.

Please Karen, you are blocking the porn, this is not a David Bowie music video.

I don’t know if you’ve just had a stroke or if you are enjoying yourself, so I will let you quiet for a brief moment to see what it is (so I hope it’s not a stroke then)

I don’t know if you’ve just had a stroke or if you are enjoying yourself, so I will let you quiet for a brief moment to see what it is (so I hope it’s not a stroke then)

I can barely feel your penis, but you look like a rockstar so I’ll go through with it, even though I know I will wake in your mom’s house in the morning.

I can barely feel your penis, but you look like a rockstar so I’ll go through with it, even though I know I will wake in your mom’s house in the morning.